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I made a reading light!

It’s made of wood reclaimed from my old house, and IBC root beer bottles that I’ve had saved up for a while, and the electronics from a ceiling light that I bought at the thrift store for 5 bucks. The bottles are epoxied to wood… circle… things…  that have magnets epoxied on them that attach to magnets on the base. So to change out the bulbs I just pop off the bottles. I’m also going to make green and blue bottle shade things that will be interchangeable.

They’re 40 watt bulbs and the glass is dark so the amount of light isn’t all that huge but it’s more than enough for reading when it’s right behind the couch and I’m sitting on the couch.

I’m super happy with the way this turned out. Now I need to find some way to hang it…

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gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
  1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
  2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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Zombie apocalypse coming soon

missworded:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash


5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida.  I just knew.

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skywritingg:

noodroid:

bk4ever:

cappucciinoo:

randomlybookish:

themaidenofhearts:

deadjosey:

Joselynn has a reputation for a super resistance to mental attack. Additionally, she possesses the power to tunnel through solid illusion and she has mastered the ability to steal any talent of her opponents and use it against them. Joselynn has learned to view distant locations with her mind and she has the power to make sharks appear from nowhere. She brawls wielding a cataclysmic chainsaw made from steel, but this power only lasts one hour at a time. Joselynn has been known to make duplicates of herself. Terribly, Joselynn is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.
oh wow I’m deathly afraid of sharks

Acacia has the power to make duplicates of herself. She has the power to rocket through solid objects and she has the ability to walk backward in time using an unheard-of lizard, but only when happy. Acacia has mastered the ability to take control of starvation and bend it to her will, however doing so drains her sense of smell for six seconds. Additionally, she developed the talent to tunnel through solid illusion, but she must speak words of power to do so. Acacia has learned to create shadow out of thin air and she is able to transform corbomite into kevlar. She likewise has been known to transform her body into adamantium. Terribly, Acacia takes harm from exposure to string.
omg what my weakness is string

Katie has the power to transform any rhinoceros into a fox, but never in shadow. Additionally, she has been known to become immovable and she developed the talent to copy any talent of her assailants. Katie possesses the power to change shape into a woman and she is able to make duplicates of herself. She also has mastered the ability to block bullets and deflect them toward a single foe. Lamentably, Katie becomes slimy in the presence of magic.
So… I can turn myself into my own gender? That’s…useful? (Along with the Rhino thing…)

Fran has been known to become immovable. Additionally, she has learned to read the memories of others and she has the power to take control of disease and bend it to her will. Unfortunately, Fran struggles with being confused.
that is cool as fuck.


Cami developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind. She possesses the power to transform any seahorse into shadow and she can copy the appearance of her assailants, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Cami has mastered the ability to communicate with wolves with gestures and she has the power to edit the memories of others. Unfortunately, Cami becomes completely incapable of piloting in the presence of mental energy.

Disco conquers adversaries with a cataclysmic minigun made from illusion. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from disease and redirect it against multiple opponents. Lamentably, Disco takes harm from exposure to rock. i am awesome. minus the rock thing. this is why i live indoors! in a trailer. no rocks!

Kaela developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. She is able to run by swinging from nearby buildings and she has mastered the ability to squirt psychic blasts from her BFG toward any combatant close by. Kaela can sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. Unfortunately, Kaela becomes unlucky in the presence of plastic.
I’m just going to pretend this is my life now.

Monsieur Bombardier has been known to spin like a whirlwind. He also has the power to confuse the fears of an attacker, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Monsieur Bombardier is able to tunnel through solid rock, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, he can create air out of thin air and he has learned to take control of darkness and bend it to his will, but this power only lasts one day at a time. Monsieur Bombardier possesses the power to kick psychic blasts from his dagger against any foe in sight, but he must speak words of power to do so. Additionally, he carries a wicked skateboard that can force antagonists to run in fear and he developed the talent to deflect lightning bolts. Lamentably, Monsieur Bombardier suffers from being ill-mannered.
I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING POWERS EVERRRRRRRR
CREATING AIR OUT OF THIN AIR? FUCK YEAH!

skywritingg:

noodroid:

bk4ever:

cappucciinoo:

randomlybookish:

themaidenofhearts:

deadjosey:

Joselynn has a reputation for a super resistance to mental attack. Additionally, she possesses the power to tunnel through solid illusion and she has mastered the ability to steal any talent of her opponents and use it against them. Joselynn has learned to view distant locations with her mind and she has the power to make sharks appear from nowhere. She brawls wielding a cataclysmic chainsaw made from steel, but this power only lasts one hour at a time. Joselynn has been known to make duplicates of herself. Terribly, Joselynn is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.

oh wow I’m deathly afraid of sharks

Acacia has the power to make duplicates of herself. She has the power to rocket through solid objects and she has the ability to walk backward in time using an unheard-of lizard, but only when happy. Acacia has mastered the ability to take control of starvation and bend it to her will, however doing so drains her sense of smell for six seconds. Additionally, she developed the talent to tunnel through solid illusion, but she must speak words of power to do so. Acacia has learned to create shadow out of thin air and she is able to transform corbomite into kevlar. She likewise has been known to transform her body into adamantium. Terribly, Acacia takes harm from exposure to string.

omg what my weakness is string

Katie has the power to transform any rhinoceros into a fox, but never in shadow. Additionally, she has been known to become immovable and she developed the talent to copy any talent of her assailants. Katie possesses the power to change shape into a woman and she is able to make duplicates of herself. She also has mastered the ability to block bullets and deflect them toward a single foe. Lamentably, Katie becomes slimy in the presence of magic.

So… I can turn myself into my own gender? That’s…useful? (Along with the Rhino thing…)

Fran has been known to become immovable. Additionally, she has learned to read the memories of others and she has the power to take control of disease and bend it to her will. Unfortunately, Fran struggles with being confused.

that is cool as fuck.


Cami developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind. She possesses the power to transform any seahorse into shadow and she can copy the appearance of her assailants, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Cami has mastered the ability to communicate with wolves with gestures and she has the power to edit the memories of others. Unfortunately, Cami becomes completely incapable of piloting in the presence of mental energy.

Disco conquers adversaries with a cataclysmic minigun made from illusion. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from disease and redirect it against multiple opponents. Lamentably, Disco takes harm from exposure to rock.

i am awesome. minus the rock thing. this is why i live indoors! in a trailer. no rocks!

Kaela developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. She is able to run by swinging from nearby buildings and she has mastered the ability to squirt psychic blasts from her BFG toward any combatant close by. Kaela can sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. Unfortunately, Kaela becomes unlucky in the presence of plastic.

I’m just going to pretend this is my life now.

Monsieur Bombardier has been known to spin like a whirlwind. He also has the power to confuse the fears of an attacker, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Monsieur Bombardier is able to tunnel through solid rock, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, he can create air out of thin air and he has learned to take control of darkness and bend it to his will, but this power only lasts one day at a time. Monsieur Bombardier possesses the power to kick psychic blasts from his dagger against any foe in sight, but he must speak words of power to do so. Additionally, he carries a wicked skateboard that can force antagonists to run in fear and he developed the talent to deflect lightning bolts. Lamentably, Monsieur Bombardier suffers from being ill-mannered.

I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING POWERS EVERRRRRRRR

CREATING AIR OUT OF THIN AIR? FUCK YEAH!

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pokeaday:

Full on Fwendship!
5-28-2012
#440 Happiny


BEAUTIFUL

pokeaday:

Full on Fwendship!

5-28-2012

#440 Happiny

BEAUTIFUL

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captainthing:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

I am Jack’s twenty-three unsolicited stickers.

captainthing:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

I am Jack’s twenty-three unsolicited stickers.

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